Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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