similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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