I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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