your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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