I think i sorta joined a cult last night
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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