i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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