You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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