More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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