Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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