The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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