If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
We just shotgunned beers for America
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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