is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize