Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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