Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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