Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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