just come out here and I will go home with you...
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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