But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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