They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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