I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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