His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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