She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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