I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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