what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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