porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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