This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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