He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
you win again, gameday.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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