If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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