Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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