What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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