Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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