No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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