I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
