He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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