: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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