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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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