ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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