if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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