great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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