i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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