You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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