the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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