guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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