Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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