I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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