How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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