I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You don't make any sense
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