Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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