well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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