Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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