I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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