Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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