Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Actions speak louder than pants.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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