I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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