it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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