You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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