i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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