Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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